Monday, January 18, 2010

Just Add It To The List

Said to the kids in the past few days:

"Dear, would you please stop kissing my rear end?"

"Could you please not ride your sister like that?"

"No dear, playing in the toilet is not the fun that you think it is."

"Please don't drink the water that you just peed in."

"I don't think that we can bring another stuffed animal into this car. Why? Because all the seatbelts are full from the ones you have here already."

"No dear we don't bite others. If you bite yourself... Well, that did hurt alot, now didn't it?"

and the madness continues...

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